What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

Moonraker

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Ah so!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

How did you as a human being change while growing up?

From Russia With Love

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

I caught my husband of 20 years looking at inappropriate pics of women on TikTok or Instagram. I'm not sure., but when I told him he got mad and made excuses of why they popped up. I then told him how I've snuck on his phone and saw what he's been looking at . We had a horrible big fight. I asked him why did he even marry me when I see the type he likes . Nothing like me, I'm petite, blonde and blue eyes. These women are dark haired dark eyed and have curvy bodies, large breasts, etc. I just don't feel the same about him after this. I can't get over this

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How do you like to be pegged?

You Only Live Twice

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do people immediately disregard subjects such as flat earth, without opening their minds/taking time to research?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-J W Pepper

Octopussy

My scammer is blackmailing me. If I don't pay 300 euros, he will send my intimate photos to my relatives. What should I do?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do you think it is bad to allow people to self-identify as a different gender?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

A View to a Kill

Is spinach easy to grow?

Live and Let Die

Dr No

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What are some photos of female sexual organs?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Have you experimented with bestiality?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slapping Tracy.